So I screwed up my syllabus and accidentally gave my classes the day off. We started a week earlier than we did last year and so the "No Class" on my syllabus corresponds to last year's Labor Day. Whoops! I figured I'd walk over to the classroom and see how many of them had actually read the syllabus, and not a single soul was there. I guess that means they can't claim they didn't read the syllabus later in the semester when they're bitching about the group assignment.
It's a shame to waste this outfit, but I've locked myself in my office in the hopes that no one in my department notices how ditzy I am.