N: Is your office unlocked?
Me: No, why...do you want to hide something in it?
N: No, I was going to do some work tomorrow and wanted a place to hide so they don't make me do something stupid.
Me: Oh, ok, no problem, I can come in and unlock it for you. When is good? (Please don't say before 0800...)
N: It's just that we have this mandatory funeral at 1100.
N: So if we want to do work we should do it early, like at 7
N: 7 am...0700
Me: ughghghghghghghghghhh fine but I think this counts as hazing.
Lesson of the night? Get off Facebook, or pretend to be an old person who doesn't know how Facebook chat works. Just kidding--I never turn down a request to do debate work.
So I woke up at 5:30 am so that I could look like a human for this work session, leave the house at 6:20, and still make the drive there for the "0700 muster".
Mossimo Tee shirt (This was $5 at Target. I threw it on so as to not look like a Smurf in head-to-toe blue. It peeks out a little at the top and covers up any risk of muffin top around the waist--the sweatshirt is a little short. Also, it is mustard so now I am in school colors.)
Citizens of Humanity Ingrid Low Waist Flare
I am wearing my Converse Chuck slip-ons, but DESPITE MY BEST INSTRUCTIONS my debater did not capture them in the photo. Good thing he was gone by the time I looked at it or he would have gotten an NCIS-style head slap.
And now...it is naptime.