1. If you don't know who Zizek is, then skip this article and count your lucky stars. (But if you do, read the McSweeney's article I linked because it's pretty funny.)
2.If you don't know who Lady Gaga is, see above and multiply by 100.
*USNA preppy enough for Brooks Brothers to sell USNA branded clothes:
(Come on, if you didn't know this you're living under a rock.)
*I think some big movie about witches or something premiered.
*Michelle Bachmann and Rick Santorum sign super-creepy and kinda racist document.
*Our homegrown style icon is still pretty darn adorable too.
*Last space shuttle launch!
*Betty Ford died. :(