ARMAGEDDON! Oh wait, that's CARmageddon. Totally different.
Women training to be military pilots in Afghanistan!
Nancy Grace needs a new hobby, real bad. Seriously Nance, let it go.
The Debt Ceiling debacle: if you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me.
CEDA released the 2011-2012 college debate topic so if you don't hear from me for a few days, it's probably because I'm being interrogated by the CIA for sending like 20 texts consisting solely of "#4 Bahrain, Egypt, Libya, Syria, Tunisia, Yemen".